Le vie della rete sono infinite (non mi stancherò mai di dirlo). Non per niente ho trovato il video di una canzone dei famigerati One Direction (i Backstreet Boys dei giorni nostri per intenderci) intitolata “I’m in love with Halo“. Si avete capito bene, Halo.

Il video inizia con questi signorini con i calzoni arrotolati in spiaggia che decantano Master Chief, i suoi Head Shot e di quanto sia bello giocare a Capture the Flag.

Dato l’annuncio di Microsoft durante l’E3 2012 dell’imminente uscita del nuovo capitolo Halo 4, il fine del video mi sembra meramente promozionale, ma è molto divertente ed ironico.

E per far si che non mi diate della perfida (come già fanno in molti), vi incollo qui sotto anche il testo così non fate fatica e potrete cantarla sotto la doccia tutte le volte che lo desidererete.

Ten years ago, we said hello, and had the time of our lives playing Halo.
Now Master Chief, you’re fast asleep, and I am left playing n00bs on Halo Reach
Everything else doesn’t matter to me
Everything else but you
It’s been to long since I’ve played with you Master Chief
The way you headshot and melee your enemies
And when you capture the flag
It’s so easy to see
I’m just so (oh oh)

I’m in Love With Halo

If only you saw my killing sprees
You’d understand why I teabag my enemies
I’m so addicted right now
And I can’t believe
I’m just so (oh oh)

I’m in Love With Halo (oh)
(oh oh)
I’m in Love With Halo

Coming this Fall
To heed the call
Chief will return
Save the day
And us all
Cortana’s hot
Like her a lot
And I am glad she’ll be back in her normal spot

Everything else doesn’t matter to me
Everything else buy you

It’s been to long since I’ve played with you Master Chief
The way you headshot and melee your enemies
And when you capture the flag
It’s so easy to seeI’m just so (oh oh oh)

If only you saw my killing sprees
You’d understand why I teabag my enemies
I’m so addicted right now
And I can’t believeI’m just so (oh oh)

I’m in Love With Halo (oh)
(oh oh)I’m in Love With Halo

Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na na
Na na na na na na na na

It’s been to long since I’ve played with you Master Chief
The way you headshot and melee your enemies
And when you capture the flag
It’s so easy to see
I’m just so (oh oh)

I’m in Love With Halo

It’s been to long since I’ve played with you Master Chief
The way you headshot and melee your enemies
And when you capture the flag
It’s so easy to see
I’m just so (oh oh)

I’m in Love With Halo

If only you saw my killing sprees

You’d understand why I teabag my enemies
I’m so addicted right now
And I can’t believe
I’m just so (oh oh)

I’m in Love With Halo (oh)
(oh oh)
I’m in Love With Halo (oh)
I’m in Love With Halo